hey kids wanna hear about how lifes fake and bigfoots my uncle?

 

wonceleryaoi:

If critics think hardcore fnaf fans DONT want a glorified 2 hour lore dump they are sorely mistaken

velichorus-k:

Horror media that isn’t really horror media but thinly veiled tragedy media my beloved

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

I wonder how much of the movie theater for FNAF is going to be clueless parents/guardians taking their horror-obsessed kids to go see it. Good thing I’ve gotten the lore explained to me 68385 times by my sister so I’m better than all of them. There is a purble guy.

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no fucking way

blueskiesj:

Godzilla is a walking metaphor of one of the darkest times in human history, an ever-present reminder of real-life horror, and he’s also really big and tall and huggable and my friend

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

spiltsoup:

Chuck E. Cheese’s character rebranding in the 90s is so fucking funny to me because it’s LITERALLY just

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marinebiologyshitposts:

sqbr:

who-canceled-roger-rabbit:

Some spins on the “mostly male team with a token woman” trope:

  • The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
  • The woman is the only one in her circle of “girls” who didn’t turn out to be a trans man
  • Everyone is bigender. They take turns being the one woman.
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