hey kids wanna hear about how lifes fake and bigfoots my uncle?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
If critics think hardcore fnaf fans DONT want a glorified 2 hour lore dump they are sorely mistaken
Horror media that isn’t really horror media but thinly veiled tragedy media my beloved
I wonder how much of the movie theater for FNAF is going to be clueless parents/guardians taking their horror-obsessed kids to go see it. Good thing I’ve gotten the lore explained to me 68385 times by my sister so I’m better than all of them. There is a purble guy.
no fucking way
Godzilla is a walking metaphor of one of the darkest times in human history, an ever-present reminder of real-life horror, and he’s also really big and tall and huggable and my friend
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
monster high g3 i missed you so much
Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
Chuck E. Cheese’s character rebranding in the 90s is so fucking funny to me because it’s LITERALLY just
sqbr:
Some spins on the “mostly male team with a token woman” trope:
- The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
- The woman is the only one in her circle of “girls” who didn’t turn out to be a trans man
- Everyone is bigender. They take turns being the one woman.